Saturday, June 16, 2007

We KNEW "Spiderman" was a chump!

This picture is from Defamer.com.
Chad and I knew! This guy.... this is the same guy Xander hugged a few weeks ago!

The sign says: "Free Paris from the cruel and unusual punishment...most people get community service and alcohol classes."

Aren't there people more worthy of Spidey's attention?

When did Spiderman become a media whore? Mr "make sure you get my foot in the shot," Walk of Fame Spiderman. Spiderman used to fight for the innocent- for truth and justice, and now he gets a few bucks a pop in Hollywood taking pictures with little kids and fighting for a millionaire (actress?model?...uhh....). What an outrage!

How am I going to explain this to my son, who (apparently) thinks that Spiderman is a super cool guy? This is devastating to small children and 30+ year olds who live in their parent's basement everywhere.

As for Paris- It is annoying. She got off even easier than that- after the DUI she was given a suspended license, 36 months of probation, and told to attend an alcohol education program. (No community service!)

She kept driving and didn't take the classes! In January, she was pulled over and busted for driving with a suspended license, and she signed a document at that time acknowledging that her license was suspended (another pass if you ask me!) In February she was busted AGAIN for driving with a suspended license when she was caught going 70 in a 35 and driving at night without her headlights on.

She didn't even enroll in her court-ordered alcohol education classes!

But- WAH! She is being treated 'unfairly' "Walk o' Fame Spidey"? Oh Please......

She shows up to her court appearance--- LATE! Claimed she didn't know that her license was suspended (even though she signed documentation saying she did.) Her mom made a spectacle of herself in the courtroom by bursting into laughter during the city attorney's closing arguments, and when the judge ruled against Paris she asked for his autograph (she should have been thrown in for contempt as far as I'm concerned.)

So Paris did nothing she was asked by the court. She was given 2 "get out of jail free" cards and screwed up both times. Being late for court and taking no responsibility for her actions, she did get a harsh sentence. As she should have! Paris had an attitude that she didn't have to follow the rules- that she could buy her way out. Her mother's complete disregard for the court shows the kind of parenting that Paris had.

I've had close friends get DUI's. They did everything the court said, and they were very sorry for their actions. It cost them hundreds of dollars to take the court-appointed classes and they had to get rides or find other transportation....they followed the terms of the court because they didn't want to go to jail! It is much more difficult for the "typical" citizen to follow these terms than it would have been for Paris- most people aren't heirs to a hotel fortune and don't have drivers at their disposal.

I'm not a Paris hater and I don't get a sick amount of pleasure by watching her "suffer" as others do....but I am glad to see her treated as anyone else THAT 1. got a DUI, 2. Violated her probation twice, 3. Didn't attend her classes, 4. Was late to court and and didn't take any responsibility for her actions- and even claimed she didn't know her license was suspended!

Her sentence would seem severe if only looking at the original DUI charge, but she is in jail for the probation violations, and those who are not remorseful DO get stiffer sentences. (that's what she said...)

Is this really the person that "Spidey" should be worried about? What a chump. His costume is pretty lame, too.